| | Hello? Hi! Hey baby, wassup? Did you miss me? Those are the series of questions that ensue right after I pick up the phone when "most females" call me. How many babies can one man have? The act of spitting "game" commonly referred to as "TOASTING" in Naija (Nigeria) as become a daily routine for a guy like me. I find myself to be moderately quick witted, fast thinking but not necessarily smooth talking. Characteristics needed to play and survive the game and which women find quite irresistible. Along with that I can be very charming, funny and occasionally I’ve been referred to as adorable.
The best thing about the game, playing it and surviving it, is that it keeps me young, it excites me, it challenges me and above all you feel good if you are successful at running game. It's not about the number of females you sleep with (LOL! for most of us, it's not) or how many of them spend their money on you (cos I sure as hell don’t need it...maybe). Sometimes I feel like I’m not in the game, but ... tells me different! And you are probably thinking to yourself "yea, right. Jide ain't got no game", well thanks for the vote of confidence because I really wish I didn't.
The Game is like a stalker. It’s one of those things or people you try to get rid off but the more you try, the more they/it keeps coming back. Seriously, I’ve been trying to get away for months now but it’s not working. I’m not a player, at least not a major player. In football, I’ll be a third stringer or something. I’m still trying to get away but in other for me to get away from the game, I think I need something solid but searching as only increased the number of victims and I’m scared I’m going to become one of those guys being hunted down by angry females. I don’t want anyone to cut off my "ish" because there’s a lot of little Jides or Jidesses that need to come into the world.
PS: If you read this and we are talking or seem like we are talking. Please, call me before you think I’m running game on you.
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| | Posted 6/2/2007 2:10 PM - 72 Views - 4 eProps - 2 comments
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